Two reasons why I can’t kill, or otherwise commit a crime that carries a prison sentence:
- From all my years of watching Law and Order, CSI Miami, I Survived, and other investigation shows, I know that I am not smart enough to commit a crime and get away with it. I am not that good at cleaning, and I’m not really a details person. And I think, based on my first-hand experience of watching TV dramas, to get away with a crime, you have to be thorough. I know that I would leave a droplet or seven of blood on a wall, or not use enough clorox because I didn’t want to waste it.
- Because I’m not smart enough to get away with it, I would be caught and sent to jail. I know that I am not made for prison. Not only am I not a details person, I’m not really an authority person either. I am so scarred from years and years of hearing people say “because I said so” that I really can’t take authority figures seriously. This makes me think that I would be in “the hole” quite a bit.