Yesterday, HC had lunch somewhere on the Senate side. He ordered, I’m sure, his veggie something with a side of veggie something else. And a Diet Coke, of course. He went to pay for said veggie-ness. The guy behind the counter takes the money and starts pulling the change. The stops. He looks up at HC and says:
My name is James. But that is not my number.
HC was puzzled. What does he… Then the guy holds out a one dollar bill. On it, it said… Actually, I’ll show you.
Got it, James. You are not gay and/or you are not hitting on HC. Glad we cleared that up.